Random Old Guy - *Asking me to replay his lottery numbers*
Me: "So you want me to replay them?"
Old Guy: "You better, or i'll kill you
Manager - *She smells like cigarettes, coffee, she's middle-aged, missing teeth, just not a nice image overall. This is a message her husband left on her machine and she told me it*
Manager: "He just left this message, 'I've been working for 24 hours straight. I'm coming home and i need fried bologni and hot sex'" This is not an image you would want in your head.
2 High Guys - *First guy has ALOT of candy*
High Guy 1: "Can I get a bag?"
High Guy 2: "You're a bitch" *giggles*
HG2: "Man thats alot of candy, you got the snackies?" *more giggling*
HG1: "No man i just gotta stock up"
HG2: "Yeah, you got the snackies" *even more giggles*
*To me*
HG2: "It's liek no one knows what's going on. Excep this guy, he knows. It's like our own little secret club" *GIGGLES*
I thought these were funny.
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